It should be noted that all of my sources are confidential and are identified throughout this log by pseudonyms derived from historical….. Hold it. This just in: Gabriel Syme has escaped from gaol and has set forth on the mission he swore to complete. Some say that this does not bode well for Nikolai “Nick” [...]
“Don’t drink the champagne!” I yelled. “It’s been poisoned! You’ve all been poisoned!” Kurt Russell said, “Bah!” Goldie Hawn said, “Hah!” The three of us were seated near the head of an oaken table rehearsing the script of our upcoming blockbuster. Alfred, The Director, sat at the head of the oaken Victorian Conference Table in [...]
Every woman in the grocery store marveled when the psychic could not tell a fellow shopper what she was thinking because she wasn’t thinking anything. As I rowed with cautious strokes toward the deepest point of Lake Stinky, I wondered if they had been metaphorically sparring with their minds and, if so, who, exactly, won [...]
Rathbone said, “It is not a good idea to light a cigar while strolling on the surface of Titan.” Peter Lorre, played by the reptilian M (1931), looked left and right by rapidly whipping his pupils back and forth unceasingly while grinning like Jack Nicholson in The Shining (1980). The laugh through his nose was [...]