“Holmes!” I whispered, “what on earth are you doing in this den?” “Briefly, Dogoda,” he responded, “I am in the midst of a very remarkable inquiry, and I have hoped to find a clue in the incoherent ramblings of these sots, as I have done before now.” Without hesitation, the world-champion dart-thrower pinned The Reporter’s [...]
The crowd outside The Court House sang, “Who-oo-oo-oo will love Alad-din Sa-ane?” in a continuous loop with the accompaniment of ecstatic dancing and crude musical instruments like toilet paper rolls. Many of these songsters wore multi-colored masks constructed of PVC pipe which they claimed were genuine Pre-Colombian artifacts. “I chose Titan because the volcanic lava [...]
“Don’t drink the champagne!” I yelled. “It’s been poisoned! You’ve all been poisoned!” Kurt Russell said, “Bah!” Goldie Hawn said, “Hah!” The three of us were seated near the head of an oaken table rehearsing the script of our upcoming blockbuster. Alfred, The Director, sat at the head of the oaken Victorian Conference Table in [...]