“Holmes!” I whispered, “what on earth are you doing in this den?” “Briefly, Dogoda,” he responded, “I am in the midst of a very remarkable inquiry, and I have hoped to find a clue in the incoherent ramblings of these sots, as I have done before now.” Without hesitation, the world-champion dart-thrower pinned The Reporter’s [...]
The crowd outside The Court House sang, “Who-oo-oo-oo will love Alad-din Sa-ane?” in a continuous loop with the accompaniment of ecstatic dancing and crude musical instruments like toilet paper rolls. Many of these songsters wore multi-colored masks constructed of PVC pipe which they claimed were genuine Pre-Colombian artifacts. “I chose Titan because the volcanic lava [...]
I have a steadfast rule whereby I do not employ accomplices in my never-ending quest to fulfill all anonymous directives from The Wormhole. I will, on occasion, sub-contract certain duties to covert operatives—retained, year-round, by me. “The Wormhole should not be confused with its distant cousin, The Black Hole, Your Honor,” said The Witness. “The [...]